Hey, everyone. This is going to be a super informal post. I haven't been on here for almost a year, and I feel like I should explain why. I have been gone, in part, because my other projects have taken a lot of my time. I resolved to publish six books this year, and it... Continue Reading →
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Jim travels for a full month battling monsters and crossing oceans all with the kitten by his side. One day, Jim lets his anger get the best of him. He yells at the cute fluffy kitty, and the kitty, terrified, bites him.
Back in January, I texted one of my best friends, "hey, if I made it my New Year resolution to write six books in year, would you be my editor?" Her response contained only two words: "Call me."
If you are here after searching for a way to speed-write an essay, you don't want me to go into the long google-friendly explanation about how my great-great grandfather imparted this wisdom to me as a tot. Which is good, because he didn't. I just teach college and have done a lot of it myself. Here's how you write a ten-page essay in five hours:
Anytime I go to new city, I want to find the highest place and just perch. If it’s nighttime and the wind blows, the lights shake and the whole world sparkles. For a moment, I remember how small I am and all of the pressure goes away. I love feeling small… It’s weirder here. This is my city you know. I forget sometimes. It’s not terribly small. It almost sparkles.